The Disillusionist Society, or is it the Indifferentist Group?

Because you're all just so awesome, mostly for reading this crass, yes all three of you, I have decided to extend personal invitations (and by personal invitations I mean write a blog post) to you to join our... wait for it: Disillusionist Society (what a cathartic build up). We wanted to change the name, but didn't care enough to and now we feel it's too obvious, like in a we're-disillusioned-and-make-ourselves-feel-better-by-making-up-lame-groups-and-by-we-I-mean-me-and-Cami-just-drinks-with-me-so-she's-really-co-founder.

We meet on a weekly basis to talk about all the profanity (I can't remember what the noun is for profound (I don't like to think it's profunditity because there's a "tit" in that word which makes it vulgar) but it is intriguing if profanity is the noun form of profound. Shit.). Anyway, talking about all the profanity really means we just drink together. And then go to other places and drink some more until the profound becomes hysterical. Kind of like an opium den but with legal substances.

That's pretty much it. We would like for the Society to grow but we don't care enough and other people who we want in the group don't care enough to join and then we're torn when people say we want to join because in our heads we're like "um, you're way to eager to be indifferent which is a true mark of disillusion so you can't join" and now as I wrote that I remember that we actually called it the Indifferentist Society - so that's really the name and we're disillusioned at the same time which is why I got confused.

Like philosophers but with social lives and paying jobs that make the sicky-mediocrity feeling eat our stomach lining. Woohoo. Cami and I are published-writers in waiting - you know for that big deal to go "shit, you're a big deal too" which really just means we write a lot and never let anyone read it but each other which is the only contribution all members have to make to the group - not doing anything. It's quite taxing.

Ok so anyway, I can't say more because I'm making this up as I go and here is your invitation:


This is the Disillusion Owl (DO) (again, way too obvious). Owl's are wise and stuff so it's a good symbol. In fact, DO is so wise he even has a beard. Crazy.

Ok it's not really an invitation so much as it is a logo and a representation of the group that we can rally around and if ever we need to protest we have something to put on the boards and pitch-forks and stuff. But it doesn't really mean anything and we might get looked at funny if we protest outside the courts going "We don't care! We don't care!" so let's not protest. Shit, that was close. Almost did something for a second.

PS It's not really copyrighted but I drew it so you couldn't really have. That's the transcendent society and those freaks are like whacked. Shit.

PSS Indifferentist Society makes IS and Disillusion Owl makes DO so the group is defined by DO and IS which is ironic because you're not really allowed to do or be whatever when in the group. And now I'm philosophizing. Bugga.

PSSS Why does spellcheck pick up "Ok" as an error? Okay is stupid-long and I'm a writer (top-right) which means I can say "Ok" without the 'ay'.

K bye.