I have a toddler butt. Apparently. And Sarah Palin is not well liked. Who knew.

Goldilocks is Sarah Palin and the Bears are the European media. I'm mildly funny sometimes (in my head where I have my thoughts).


PS I want to blog more than I want to work but my desire to own things overwhelms my desire to blog so I work. Sorry.


PSS A friend told me I had a tiny toddler butt. I want to take it as a complement but cannot resist that all it means is that she's a paedophile. Bother.