They want me to live in America, and I'm excited about all the new family.

At first I didn't understand. And then after thinking about I'm like "obv. they want me to live in the big ol' US of A - I like Boston Legal".

I got this twice this week.

GovernmentsGrants

Uncle Sam will give away trillions in
Grant Money this year to help the American
People build their dreams.

You may be eligible:

If you are an American citizen over the age of 18
you may be eligible for some kind of government grant.

Imagine what you can do with $25,000, $50,000 or more!

-Buy a Home
-Invest in Real Estate
-Start a Business
-Get an Education

I don't know if I should tell them I live in South Africa. Maybe I should move. For all the cash and green cards. I'm most exctied to get an Uncle Sam. Although in my head he looks something like this:

Ok that's actually Uncle John Wayne, but he can give me money too.

And then while I was searching I found Uncle Sam:

Uncle Sam can definitely buy me a house in America and be my uncle. I'm quite excited about all the new family. 'Cept Uncle Sam has kids:

Fetal alcohol
syndrome.

Perhaps I'll just stay here for now.