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Matt: Yeah, they totally repoed only half the bike...

2008-11-22T16:10:00.000+02:00

Matt: Yeah, they totally repoed only half the bike because he had paid off the other half. Now he thinks he's cool. Because he's batman on a half-bike.

The Alterpenguin Superdork: I don't think it comes...

2008-11-22T16:09:00.000+02:00

The Alterpenguin Superdork: I don't think it comes in matching heels, but it would totally suit if you were an hardcore inmate, so that's exactly it, you just need to kill someone and then you'd totally match. In fact you should kill a few people so they give you the orange jumpersuit and not the blue one like you work in train yard or something. And yeah, I'm beginning to think I do have ADD. Mostly coz I can't spell it out and because I spell coz like coz.

OK have it your way JL: In the name of donkey righ...

2008-11-22T12:24:00.000+02:00

OK have it your way JL: In the name of donkey rights everywhere and in a non-critiscizing manner of this writers writing (this is such a load of crap im writing but anyway...) I critiscize the guy on the orange half bike - he looks like he is sitting very uncomfortable on the new batmobile model which only has one wheel because Bruce Wayne is facing bankruptcy in the current financial crisis that has hit the world.

The End. (Satisfied?)

Ooh, Ooh, I want one, do they make matching boots,...

2008-11-21T19:50:00.000+02:00

Ooh, Ooh, I want one, do they make matching boots, with heels, and earrings, and maybe matching blister packs for my affected adult attention deficit hyperactivity disorder medication, see, its affected because if it were real I wouldn't have the attention span to type out the entire term... or something, wait, what?

Matt: I would never use horses. I use donkey power...

2008-11-15T10:15:00.000+02:00

Matt: I would never use horses. I use donkey power. But the left to go to... um donkey heaven. And don't criticize my writing - criticize the guy on the orange half-bike.

Ok so im with you on the near death experience (wh...

2008-11-14T12:59:00.000+02:00

Ok so im with you on the near death experience (which if you died would totally suck ass because whose writing would I criticize? But on the upside your wagon would have become your coffin - convenient!) but since you drive the wagon with the cul breaks - what happened to your horse? (And dont say you sent him to the glue factory like poor Boxer in Animal Farm)

Áine Caitríona: Yeah, then there's the gas. Good t...

2008-11-13T17:52:00.000+02:00

Áine Caitríona: Yeah, then there's the gas. Good thing my wagon runs on donkey. Although, I ran out of those too.

See, this is why I walk. Also, I can't afford our ...

2008-11-13T17:27:00.000+02:00

See, this is why I walk. Also, I can't afford our gas. Le sigh.

Mom: Even though I'm making it up, a new speedwago...

2008-11-13T14:49:00.000+02:00

Mom: Even though I'm making it up, a new speedwagon would be nice. Just a thought. Perhaps even that last thing. That half bike thing. Although I'm almost 100% certain that would definitely kill me.

Hmm, good point. All that extra friction is a bit ...

2008-11-13T14:45:00.000+02:00

Hmm, good point. All that extra friction is a bit of a drag I say. Maybe you need a new speedwagon.

But you are making it all up which is good so I don't have to buy you one.

Mom.

Mom: I did. Although one wheel is more fun, you mu...

2008-11-13T14:24:00.000+02:00

Mom: I did. Although one wheel is more fun, you must bear in mind that my two wheels were wooden.

Did you really balance on two wheels? Scary stuff....

2008-11-13T14:21:00.000+02:00

Did you really balance on two wheels? Scary stuff. Next time go for one wheel it is more fun.

love mom.